Fitdobcun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust gnu.

Fitdobcun created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fitdobcun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fitdobcun, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fitdobcun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fitdobcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured sheep.