Cid Tailcun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust mongoose.

Cid Tailcun created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Cid Tailcun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cid Tailcun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cid Tailcun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cid Tailcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to squirrels while wearing hats.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.