Pomflambid is a god.
It takes the form of a large, vain
squirrel.
Pomflambid created a down quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Pomflambid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Pomflambid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Pomflambid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Pomflambid's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Pomflambid's priests.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never mention porpoises.