Bidxenjab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent hedgehog.

Bidxenjab created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidxenjab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bidxenjab, he will turn you into a snail.

Bidxenjab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bidxenjab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidxenjab.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about dark matter near birds while wearing indigo rings.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.