Nulsagfut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm wyvern.

Nulsagfut created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Nulsagfut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nulsagfut, he will turn you into a tree.

Nulsagfut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nulsagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not take Nulsagfut's name in vain.

5. Never look in ponds.