Bestyattip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident dove.

Bestyattip created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Bestyattip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestyattip, he will turn you into a duck.

Bestyattip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bestyattip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at comets.