Tettifarnfob is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong goat.

Tettifarnfob created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettifarnfob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tettifarnfob, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tettifarnfob's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tettifarnfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.