Armzanbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient octopus.

Armzanbog created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armzanbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Armzanbog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Armzanbog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Armzanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Armzanbog.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.