Cubjendav is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, thoughtless scorpion.

Cubjendav created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubjendav, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cubjendav, she will curse you with boils.

Cubjendav's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cubjendav's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near doves.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Run away if eight manatees approach from the west.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.