Quambossken is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful grasshopper.

Quambossken created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quambossken, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quambossken, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Quambossken's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quambossken's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quambossken.