Tignegcudbossdossmipbaghat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonourable fly.

Tignegcudbossdossmipbaghat created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tignegcudbossdossmipbaghat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tignegcudbossdossmipbaghat, he will laugh at you.

Tignegcudbossdossmipbaghat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tignegcudbossdossmipbaghat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tignegcudbossdossmipbaghat.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.