Sasboghit is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, merciful wyrm.
Sasboghit created the world four million years ago.
If you believe in Sasboghit, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Sasboghit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Sasboghit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Sasboghit's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Hide from magenta snakes for they are unholy.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Worship no other gods but Sasboghit.
5. Do not covet oxen.