Begtettinell is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent centaur.

Begtettinell created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begtettinell, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Begtettinell, it will turn you into a goat.

Begtettinell's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Begtettinell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four pigs approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about moons.