Ganvonfag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, contented dog.

Ganvonfag created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganvonfag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganvonfag, she will come to you in dreams.

Ganvonfag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ganvonfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Ganvonfag.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.