Nilltafjan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced crane.

Nilltafjan created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilltafjan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilltafjan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nilltafjan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nilltafjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Nilltafjan.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nilltafjan.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.