Latsatquagged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving skunk.

Latsatquagged created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Latsatquagged, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Latsatquagged, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Latsatquagged's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Latsatquagged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.