Komkontonkcad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome finch.

Komkontonkcad created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Komkontonkcad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komkontonkcad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Komkontonkcad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Komkontonkcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of rats.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Komkontonkcad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Komkontonkcad.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.