Rowdagnatgep Dabarfsit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental giraffe.

Rowdagnatgep Dabarfsit created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdagnatgep Dabarfsit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowdagnatgep Dabarfsit, he will turn you into a goat.

Rowdagnatgep Dabarfsit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rowdagnatgep Dabarfsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.