Libgidgep is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Libgidgep created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Libgidgep, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libgidgep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Libgidgep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Libgidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libgidgep.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Hide from gray snakes for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed tomatoes to pigs while wearing white shorts.