Fagneldin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful faun.

Fagneldin created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagneldin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagneldin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fagneldin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fagneldin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat bark.