Kadyamnel Yikgemgup Cencib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, wise scorpion.

Kadyamnel Yikgemgup Cencib created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Kadyamnel Yikgemgup Cencib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadyamnel Yikgemgup Cencib, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kadyamnel Yikgemgup Cencib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kadyamnel Yikgemgup Cencib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven whales approach from the south.

2. Kadyamnel Yikgemgup Cencib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.