Sigfumhig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy crow.

Sigfumhig created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigfumhig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sigfumhig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sigfumhig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sigfumhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing shorts.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.