Tomsisdiddun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able dog.

Tomsisdiddun created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomsisdiddun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tomsisdiddun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tomsisdiddun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tomsisdiddun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing blue shirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your face.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Do not kill ducks.