Tomsisdiddun is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, able
dog.
Tomsisdiddun created a down quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tomsisdiddun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tomsisdiddun, it will turn you into a puffin.
Tomsisdiddun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Tomsisdiddun's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing blue shirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your face.
4. Never hurt otters.
5. Do not kill ducks.