Tettidanbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable turtle.

Tettidanbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Tettidanbeg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tettidanbeg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tettidanbeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tettidanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tettidanbeg in the centre of the settlement.