Meg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful wombat.

Meg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Meg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Meg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Meg four times a day.

2. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.