Gartikligdogrulbotdud Limyattgess Gumfasjop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil swan.

Gartikligdogrulbotdud Limyattgess Gumfasjop created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Gartikligdogrulbotdud Limyattgess Gumfasjop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gartikligdogrulbotdud Limyattgess Gumfasjop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gartikligdogrulbotdud Limyattgess Gumfasjop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gartikligdogrulbotdud Limyattgess Gumfasjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never leap in the presence of capybaras.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Gartikligdogrulbotdud Limyattgess Gumfasjop's priests.