Flaglaphun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful hedgehog.

Flaglaphun created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flaglaphun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flaglaphun, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flaglaphun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flaglaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near bats while wearing cyan shirts and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.

2. You must love Flaglaphun.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never think about special relativity near goats while wearing mauve dresses and balancing six platinum spheres on your back.