Vanrawhun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective rhinoceros.

Vanrawhun created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vanrawhun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vanrawhun, it will turn you into a duck.

Vanrawhun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vanrawhun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help otters.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vanrawhun on top of all buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.