Bomvabont is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced butterfly.

Bomvabont created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomvabont, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bomvabont, he will turn you into a dog.

Bomvabont's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bomvabont's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the west.