Tailtailvan Farnjan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident newt.

Tailtailvan Farnjan created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtailvan Farnjan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tailtailvan Farnjan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tailtailvan Farnjan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tailtailvan Farnjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailtailvan Farnjan.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Tailtailvan Farnjan in the centre of the settlement.