Binrenboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless porpoise.

Binrenboss created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binrenboss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Binrenboss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Binrenboss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Binrenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Always pray immersed in water.