Cidbodkan Rutquartkad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient salamander.

Cidbodkan Rutquartkad created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbodkan Rutquartkad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidbodkan Rutquartkad, he will laugh at you.

Cidbodkan Rutquartkad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cidbodkan Rutquartkad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cidbodkan Rutquartkad.

2. Run away from purple squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about spacetime near snakes while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Pray towards the east.