Meghinquam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent ant.

Meghinquam created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Meghinquam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Meghinquam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Meghinquam's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Meghinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Meghinquam's priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Meghinquam in the centre of the settlement.