Sinmilcamdib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud fly.

Sinmilcamdib created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinmilcamdib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinmilcamdib, he will turn you into a rock.

Sinmilcamdib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sinmilcamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing brown shoes.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Sinmilcamdib on top of important buildings.