Bidqueeglip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, two-faced goose.

Bidqueeglip created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidqueeglip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidqueeglip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bidqueeglip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bidqueeglip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bidqueeglip eight times a day.

2. Bidqueeglip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidqueeglip.

5. Always help doves in need.