Goncimfub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair pigeon.

Goncimfub created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Goncimfub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Goncimfub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Goncimfub's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Goncimfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to sheep while wearing violet shorts.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.