Tunwanfly is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable lion.

Tunwanfly created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunwanfly, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tunwanfly, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tunwanfly's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tunwanfly's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tunwanfly.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. You must never eat apples.