Gadsissin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane dragon.

Gadsissin created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Gadsissin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gadsissin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gadsissin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gadsissin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing orange shirts and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not laugh in public.