Yambarnrill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fussy crow.

Yambarnrill created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yambarnrill, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yambarnrill, it will turn you into a frog.

Yambarnrill's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yambarnrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Run away if eight rats approach from the north.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Yambarnrill on top of important buildings.