Nulmongebtofrullgenbadlim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous seal.

Nulmongebtofrullgenbadlim created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmongebtofrullgenbadlim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nulmongebtofrullgenbadlim, it will turn you into a duck.

Nulmongebtofrullgenbadlim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nulmongebtofrullgenbadlim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not hurt turtles.