Kipzakbin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody bee.

Kipzakbin created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipzakbin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kipzakbin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kipzakbin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kipzakbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Kipzakbin.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.