Ranlimyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, uncaring toad.

Ranlimyarl created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranlimyarl, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranlimyarl, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ranlimyarl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ranlimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.