Nutt is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, compassionate
cobra.
Nutt created water seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nutt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nutt, he will turn you into a sheep.
Nutt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Nutt's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing purple scarves.
4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.
5. Worship no other gods but Nutt.