Sogrutpod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive fairy.

Sogrutpod created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogrutpod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sogrutpod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sogrutpod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sogrutpod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.