Arnnibkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciful ferret.

Arnnibkap created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Arnnibkap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arnnibkap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Arnnibkap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arnnibkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.