Tipdussyik Kanstafcut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured centaur.

Tipdussyik Kanstafcut created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdussyik Kanstafcut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipdussyik Kanstafcut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tipdussyik Kanstafcut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tipdussyik Kanstafcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Put Tipdussyik Kanstafcut first in all things.

3. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not stand on grass.