Dibviglab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful gorilla.

Dibviglab created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibviglab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibviglab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dibviglab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dibviglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about moons.