Hanarfbenhinbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing chicken.

Hanarfbenhinbin created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hanarfbenhinbin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hanarfbenhinbin, she will strike you with lightening.

Hanarfbenhinbin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hanarfbenhinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Never jump in holy places.