Sterjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, proud jellyfish.

Sterjin created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterjin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sterjin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sterjin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sterjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away from white mice, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never skip in holy places.