Nurlbimbut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful frog.

Nurlbimbut created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbimbut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurlbimbut, it will think nothing of it.

Nurlbimbut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurlbimbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing jumpers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nurlbimbut.

4. Always help bats.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.